Mortuary Monday

This morning, at around 3am, I went Black Friday shopping for the first time. All I could think of was that I wanted a black suit, and when better to get that than when they're on sale?

Turns out, it wasn't that bad. Maybe it was the timing, but there weren't many people there. In fact, there were probably more employees than people! Especially in the women's suit section, it was a ghost town. Go figure. When I asked where the suits were, an associate answered: "Upstairs, in the men's section."

So the suit I went in to get wasn't there, but I found some other beauties! I got two tights, a pair of NICE black shoes, a skirt suit set, three silky tops for the suit, a purse, a scarf, and a set of legging jammies for Christmas.

Now I'm ready for my stint as an embalmer's apprentice! Or whatever they'll have me for, really.

I have my "in" still (I hope), so I'll try to go through him first but, if that doesn't work out, I'll apply to everywhere else. Anywhere else. I am excited to be in the field! FINALLY!

At this point, I think I'd be happy doing nearly anything that includes the deceased and service. Like pathology/autopsy technician, forensic autopsy technician, death scene investigator, tissue recovery technician, embalmer, or even funeral director!

Whatever. I'm just excited!